Our first OFF notice(s)!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have finally have our first off notice announcement! Yesterday we heard the wonderful, wonderful news that Governor Sarah Palin will soon be FORMER Governor Sarah Palin. For some odd reason Palin announced that she would not run for re-election in the 2010 gubernatorial campaign for Alaska. Okay cool, but guess what? Not only is she not running, she's quitting! At the end of this month she will leave office and hand over power to the Lt. Governor!

For reasons we don't know yet (but will speculate the hell out of) she is quitting mid-term. She gave some total BS reason that she didn't want to be a "lame duck governor" and it wasn't fair to the great state of Alaska. This is really unheard of in politics for a person to just up and resign for no reason at all. No scandals, controversies, or secrets....yet. Hell Governor Sanford cheated many times on his wife yet he's still staying, so why is Palin leaving?

Some of the theories:

1. She is done with politics, she hates it, she hates the "liberal media" and wants some peace.
2. She can make more money in 2 weeks with speaking arrangements than she can if she stays
the next 1.5 years as governor.
3. Some scandal is on the way, coming fast and she's trying to hide it.
4. She's pregnant again
5. She is eyeing the Alaskan senate seat opening in 2010
6. Her moose overlords forced her hand and they made her leave.... okay that one I made up

Anyway the point is she is gone, so to thank Sarah Palin for doing the world a favor, I will do this one act of kindness toward her. But Palin be warned, if you should run for some other office or keep up your insane politics, your back up. As for now...

Sarah Palin, you are officially OFF notice!!!

Now since Sarah Palin is off, there is no need for this anymore, so...

Domestic terrorist, you are officially OFF notice!!!