Letters from America

Dear Iraq,

After 6 years our relationship is still going strong. We've had some ups and downs but we are still together and some of me couldn't be happier. We look back on the good times we've had together. Remember how we made up reasons to get together, thought up cute nicknames for us like Operation Iraqi Freedom, and cleaning up our apartment of old stuff like a former dictator in his underwear and those old statues.

There were some bad times of course like over 4,000 US soldiers dead, 30,000+ wounded, and who know the correct number of Iraqi and insurgent forces killed or wounded. But hey all that's behind us now and we can continue for along time. I promise to invade your heart for as long as I am able to.

Love,

USA

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My dearest Afghanistan,

Do not fear about Iraq, I will be with you shortly. Come August 2010...ish I will be all yours. Nothing will keep us apart and will will grow old together...

Trust me.